Game Over

Game Over

Four million fat fingers fumbling for that final chicken wing
Offensive pile upon pork and paprika
Intercepting the interjection of salt and saccharin
Digestive system got a crap-load of tackling
Add the Aspirin in
Wash it down with another glass of gin
A six-pack and then
Halftime

Confetti covered pop-stars
Prancing, as the layman watch
“This is America, you towel-heads, and we got a fucking game to watch”

Praise the clock
“If we’re lucky, we’ll catch another titty-shot”
If not, wait for the advertisement with the biggest slot

Return to the glorified gladiators
Slapping asses, while stacking assets
It’s all steroids and spandex
Triumph and a trophy for the man who stand the strongest guard
Avarice and apathy paint the markings of the longest yard

Victory dance
This game is bigger than breast implants
Bigger than cathedrals, built for Jesus
On Monday, you can drive it all away with the engine in your Prius

Miss America
Damn, that stupid hoe is crazy!
I wonder if they like to watch the Super-Bowl in Haiti?

-Blesinfinite

Tell Alibi How Much You Love Em.

In the 10 years the we’ve been doing music in Burque this is the first time that the Weekly Alibi has put local music on the cover. In the hopes that this becomes regular practice, I encourage you all to email letters@alibi.com to let them know how much you appreciate it and that you’d like to see more local music represented as prominently.

OH YEAH! You’re coming to the mother-fuckin’ show tonight….isn’t ya?

Tuman Productions Present: The Radio Alchemist

Okay, okay. Once in a while something really dope comes along and every so often you’re able to experience it. Well…something dope has come along. Mike Jaramillo and Matt Lowe make up the Tuman Production team. Both coincidentally have joined on with yours truly to fill out the live instrumentation alongside the One Foundation Band. So if that’s not proof positive that these guys are dope what is? I digress. The Tuman Production team has toiled for the last year and a half putting together The Radio Alchemist and that time has been well spent. The album utilizes a collection of Burque’s best vocalists to compliment Tuman’s barrier-bounding-beats. Some of the artists featured include: Eph’Sharpe of the 2bers (you know those guys?), Nick Fury and Saywhut of People’s Republic, Todd Lovato and Coli Sobranes of Felonius Groove Foundation, Zach Freeman, Hakim Bellamy, Darbstar, Joseph General of the One Foundation Band, and Avidiva of Concepto Tambor…jeez!! I hope I didn’t forget anybody. On top of all that vocal talent, these fuckers have put together an all star band to play this shit for their CD release party! Which brings me to my point. Come down to Launchpad on Friday Feb. 5th to check the release of Tuman Productions: Radio Alchemist. Oh, I nearly forget to mention that you can catch the 2bers opening up the night as well. So come down and support the epic shit. Beatspeace.